Still taking a break from ranting because everything in the world is still bumming me out pretty hard. So to lighten up your day, here’s some sexually suggestive Christmas things I saw on one of my recent trips to Wal-Mart.
If you’re wondering what you’re looking at, you are looking at a child’s Santa game where Santa, for whatever reason, has a baseball mitt on his ‘candy cane,’ and what should be a Backnobber but, with its shape and suggestion for who should use it, is probably not a Backnobber.
On a side note, anyone know how I can submit stuff to Tosh.0? I also have a sadly but hilariously racist photo I took at Costco a few years back.